Woohoo! Napster lives! Rock 'n' roll high school! It's fab! Ç'est super!
Sometimes I like to pretend to myself I'm totally new to the Internet. I have conversations with myself.
"Hey, do you have that Internet program?"
"No, I wish I did, all I've got is the email from that Yahoo."
I don't do it to be mean. I wonder if plumbers and electricians and auto-repair dudes joke like this? Probably. I have no idea what their jokes would be like -- in their worlds I'm totally clueless.
"Hey, Mr. Plumber guy, I think I screwed something up -- 'cause now when I take a shower all the water disappears into this little hole."
We're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue.
And then we'll take it higher.