I'm pulling for both Philip Roth and Milan Kundera to win one of these years.
Every time they say Jalalabad on TV I hear "Jelly Bean Land."
Were I a poet, I'd be thrilled that the names of these Middle East countries all rhyme.
Roses are red
Violence in Pakistan
Drop their bombs in Afghanistan.
I started a Radio weblog.
I wish animals could talk to me.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
I wish I could control time like a VCR. Stop, rewind, fast-forward, frame advance.
These are feature requests, if anyone's listening.
Is it okay to ask feature requests of God when so badly needed are bug fixes?
Is God just a user, the guy running this software, and if so is there someone more powerful, a programmer who wrote this software?
Has that programmer been on vacation for a few thousand years?
I think Uzbekistan
And lovely Tjadjikistan
Might make great friends
With the U-S-of-A-istan.