It’s obscure ’80s punk rock lyrics day.
I’m walking aroun’ with my feet on the groun’ blah blah blah fuck you, narc
-“Unalive” by the Smart Nigels
I keep farting I keep farting I keep farting My mom said get a load of you My dad said get a load of you I went in the closet to beeeeeeee alone
-“Boy in the Closet” by Prozac Delivery System
Something about love Makes me want to shove My face in the mud When I get horny
-“Big Girl” by Protruding Television
I’m a fetus and you’re not I wear small boots I got tattoos a pack of smokes a quart of booze
-“Carousel” by Rocket Crash
If I were starting a punk rock band today, I’d call it Wireless Portal.