What goes through my head as I watch a YouTube video:
(Times are in seconds.)
0:00: Is it working?
0:01: It’s working. Whoever sent me this link should be happy I’m actually watching it.
0:02: Is it finished yet?
0:03: Oh, that’s funny.
0:04: Finished? No?
0:05: I can’t remember, do I still have roast beef?
0:06: Oh look, Twitterrific updates.
0:07: Is this thing still playing?
0:08: I think it’s spaghetti night.
0:09: This has gone on for hours and shows no sign of stopping.
0:10: The video is stuck. Oh, not stuck.
0:11: Stuck again. Now not.
0:12: Oh look it’s kitty. [Opens window.]
0:13: If I use a relevance ranking cell, would that be confusing, since it’s not search results?
0:14: Still playing?
0:15: Oh yeah, funny, whatever.
0:16: This has been the longest day of my life.
0:17: I’m stopping it early. [Closes the page.]